Would you bring this coffin to work?

Hi Friend,

You ever come across a joke so dark and so real that it’s almost not funny anymore?

A friend sent me a picture of this coffin-shaped office chair, and I laughed so hard I almost drooled in public while walking my dog.

But then, I thought about it… imagine actually buying that thing and rolling into work like:

"Yup. This is where I’m at in life."

At first, people would laugh and ask, "Wait, where did you get that? 😂"
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But then someone—probably with dead-serious eyes—would lean in and say:

"Okay, but no… seriously. Where did you get it?"

👁️👄👁️

The truth is, way too many people actually feel like they’re in that chair already.

Overworked. Burned out. Trapped in a cycle they can’t find their way out of.

I’ve seen it firsthand—back when I was working in the clinic, so many of my patients were completely unregulated and stuck. Some were even developing physical pain from the stress, and their expensive MRI reports would come back saying nothing was wrong.
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But they knew something was wrong.

And I’ve been there too.

That stupid chair? It’s funny because it screams: "Haha, I give up!"

But honestly…
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​You don’t have to give up.​
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​And you do have a choice.

But right now, you might feel like you’re stuck in that metaphorical coffin chair:

• You don’t know where to start.
• You don’t know how to take the next step.
• And the uncertainty is keeping you exactly where you are.

But lemme be real with you: sitting in that chair—whether it’s comfy or not—isn’t going to change your life.

If you’re serious about getting your sh*t together and finally taking control, The Well-Being Program is your way out.

This program will help you get clear on what you want, create a plan to make it happen, and finally start moving forward—even if you feel like you don’t have the time, energy, or motivation right now.

Here’s the link to apply: https://stuffthatsticks.co/the-well-being-program/​

Deadlines to know:

• Applications close Jan 29th.
• Workshops start Jan 31st.

I’ve got only 2 spots left for 1:1 coaching. Don’t overthink it.

✌🏾TTYL!✌🏾

Simie

P.S. I realized this might be the only time I run this program this year. So don’t sit this one out. (Ok I'm done.)

P.P.S. Let me help you!!!