The welcome email you never got 😬

I'll be honest, I didn't think I really needed a welcome email until I realized this is like letting a brand new friend walk into my home and then I'm just sitting on the couch in my hoodie ignoring you until I'm ready to show you around - rude 🙄
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The email below is the email you should've gotten days, weeks, or even months ago depending on when you joined the clurb.
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​This is the first email new clurb members will see from me when they sign up, so I'd love any feedback on my hostess-ing or actual replies to the email itself!​
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Otherwise, I apologize for being so rude 😂
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Hi Friend! Welcome to the Clurb 😎

You’re now a part of my inner circle which means we do inner circle-y things and share stuff like:

• Abbey got my $12 Costco hoodie garb so she can turn our home into a snow globe.
• I failed my first drivers license road test in high school but lied to all my friends and said it got rescheduled because of rain.
• I quit my faux dream job as a Doctor of Physical Therapy and turned into a newborn entrepreneur. Watch my origin story here.​

Creating YouTube content is fun n' all, but sometimes I just wanna hurry up and share stuff that’s helped me or anyone else without having to go into full blown production mode 🎬

This section of the interwebz is where you’ll get my favorite journaling prompts, nuggets for thought, first dibbs on anything I release, or even discounts to things I’m proud to sell like this Journaling Workshop turned Party 🪩 (use code: clurbing25)

Peruse the clurb hurb containing the aforementioned goodies and other lil things like my book lists.​

Also, since I’ve decided to leave the traditional healthcare setting where it’s inappropriate to wear my hoodie, I’m on a brand new mission to provide you valuable content surrounding well-being using my professional skillz 🧡 Long story short, I wanna help people get their sh*t together on all fronts - journaling is just the tip.

So I wanna know…. what are your biggest challenges surrounding your well-being? Like what are the things that are the equivalent of a zillion mosquitoes 🦟 constantly 🦟 buzzing 🦟 in 🦟 both 🦟 ears 🦟 after they’ve already sipped up the last of your energy?

Always looking forward to hearing from you!

✌🏾TTYL!✌🏾

Simie

P.S. If you’re not super comfortable sharing your problems with a complete internet stranger (which I’m technically not anymore since I told you about my driver’s license secret) then just reply and freestyle about yourself 🎤

P.S.S. People who reply to my emails actually hear back from present day me more often than not. Although this is an un-orthodox automated email written by past Simie, now’s your chance to get a for real, personalized response 🧡​
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🪩 Journal: Workshop Party​

🛍️ Shop: My stickers​

📺 Binge: My channel​

☕️ Deep Dive: Work with me​