My bad fellow Clurb Member, I forgot to invite you to Shrimpmukkah… But before I explain what the heck all this shrimp stuff is about, I wanna remind you of two things that most people forget about when they’re trying to get something that they want - whether it’s an overdue raise, a kitchen remodel, or being able to buy a 3 pounds of jumbo shrimp without batting an eye at the price. We’ll grind ourselves into being weekend workaholics to get that raise (that might not ever come). We’ll deprive ourselves of life changing opportunities to add a few coins to the “kitchen remodel fund.” And we’ll keep buying and (waste) frozen shitty quality shrimps that need deveining, only to remember afterwards that wasn’t what you really wanted. It’s addicting to feel like everything in your life is under control - and that if you stay rigid to your current ways - one day, the square peg will fit through the round hole (and the quality of that god forsaken frozen shrimp will satisfy you). Sometimes we need to take a step back, reassess our lives, and ask ourselves: "Is this what I really want?" And then you know that feeling you get when something just feels right in your gut? Even if you have no clue what you’re getting into? That’s how I ended up in Shrimp Club, celebrating Shrimpmukkah (Shrimp-muh-kuh), with a talking shrimp, enjoying shrimp on shrimp action. And you’ve been benefiting from all this shrimp action too. And more importantly, it’s where I’m learning to improve my writing so I can keep these emails and YouTube videos from being dubbed as boring, empty, self dev content. Anyways, the second thing people forget about is timing. divine, freaking, timing. Timing that’s so freaking coincidental it gives you the heebie jeebies. So I’m gonna go out on a whim and say that my delayed invitation to enjoy Shrimpmukkah is ✨divine✨ and that somewhere among this list of FREE goodies is something that you really needed today.
You'll probably enjoy the 'Lifestyle' category that I'm in that has stuff like: 🦐 A Free Doodle Art Bundle 🦐 Anti-Anxiety Magic 🦐 an ADHD quiz on: “Who Drives Your Bus?” Happy Shrimpmukkah and Happy other Holidays Clurb Member, Simie P.S. TL;DR - There are plenty of gift-buying guides out there. But have you ever seen a gift-getting guide? Shrimpmukkah is a roundup of the best opt-in freebies curated from the amazing business owners inside Laura Belgray’s Shrimp Club. P.P.S. Today is the last day to submit an application to The Well-Being Program - a 14 week program designed to help you get your sh*t together on all fronts. Submit here! (could also be divine timing). |
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