The other day I sent out a pretty bold email with the subject line “Cancel me now before it’s too late. You’ve literally been warned.” This current email serves as a last call to take me up on this offer - unsubscribing. Because I know what it’s like to be getting emails that you don’t want. I’ve been trying to unsubscribe to Next Door’s stupid neighborhood emails for like a year now. I literally feel violated when I get them. The other day I even got an email from GameStop. Like wth??? Pretty sure I unsubbed when I was 19. (Email lords, please spare me from the wrath of those who didn’t open either of these warnings. amen. If you are new here, this might be awkward but, hi 👋🏾 happy to have you!!!) Anyway if you’re reading this far it means you’re the realest and you’re totally gonna be along for the epic ride next week as I reveal special treats related to my special project and ✨nuggets for thought.✨That being said, no newsletter this Sunday to balance things out a bit. And omg. The email responses to my cancellation offer were so beautiful. I kid you not. I literally cried at the end of reading one to Abbey 😭 Why are you so nice? I’m looking forward to replying too. ✌🏾TTYL! ✌🏾 Simie P.S. The Slow Quitting Collection is finally available! Be the first to grab em here! P.S.S. What else could you unsub from that isn’t adding an ounce of value to your life? 🛍️ Shop: My stickers in my videos! 📺 Watch: My Latest Episode on Youtube |
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